THE NOT AMUSED HIT THE WEB

For the amusement of their fan and in order to waste yet more of the money they've managed to bludge out of the system, The Not Amused have invested very little time in the creation of this website. Even less interesting is the forthcoming release of their first public offering "Flaunting their Talents": a six track 12" with which the NAs express their contempt for all the things decent citizens cherish. A band which celebrates the joys of unemployment, over-indulgence and impending nuclear annihilation certainly won't be finding it's way onto my Amazon wish list. Sadly I suspect they will become inordinately rich and popular.
Lady Eloise Mountbatten

USELESS INFORMATION PLEASE...

Earlier this year the Queens secret "handbag code" was made public. When Her Majesty holds it in the left hand, she is happy and relaxed, but if she switches it to the right she is NOT AMUSED. More alarming still, if she plonks it on the dining table - that means her neighbour is boring her and she requires a lady-in-waiting to rescue her.


Listen to some of our songs:

PAULINE (MP3)
BOVVERBABY (MP3)